some thing that we were forced into because of our "parents" that fucked each other. maybe out parents are aliens and wrere humans or the other way round. life has no fuckin meaning to me or you. one day well be off this earth for good and you might as well fuck your partner in heaven or he'll when they die and have angel children
You : life is boring in heaven
Partner: angel c-
You: YES *grabs partner and goes to room*
*fucks*
*nine mo later*
Partner: the fuc
You: at least we aren't on earth right?
Partner: true
Partner: angel c-
You: YES *grabs partner and goes to room*
*fucks*
*nine mo later*
Partner: the fuc
You: at least we aren't on earth right?
Partner: true
by roxie the dancey dance July 31, 2022
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Someone who thinks going outside, having a social life, club all day and all night, vape or smoke with their friends, being unreasonably busy, shag every girl they see, and needing to be liked and having a load of friends equates to "living" life. Usually these people don't know themselves and tend to be brainwashed by everything and everyone around them. They never have the time to think for themselves, and lives a stressful and exhausting life by needing to be in everyone's company. These individuals either get peer pressured, or they peer pressure others for a little bit of "fun". Or they'll go nuts. They're usually surface level thinkers and end up being the doormat in everyone's lives. They mostly spend their time shaming people for being unpopular or being the "weird one" because they're coming from a place of needing validation and wanting to fit in with the "cool" kids, because they're too afraid of being seen as a social reject.
People who actually do have a life in fact, are mainly ambiverts.
Someone who thinks going outside, having a social life, club all day and all night, vape or smoke with their friends, being unreasonably busy, shag every girl they see, and needing to be liked and having a load of friends equates to "living" life. Usually these people don't know themselves and tend to be brainwashed by everything and everyone around them. They never have the time to think for themselves, and lives a stressful and exhausting life by needing to be in everyone's company. These individuals either get peer pressured, or they peer pressure others for a little bit of "fun". Or they'll go nuts. They're usually surface level thinkers and end up being the doormat in everyone's lives. They mostly spend their time shaming people for being unpopular or being the "weird one" because they're coming from a place of needing validation and wanting to fit in with the "cool" kids, because they're too afraid of being seen as a social reject.
People who actually do have a life in fact, are mainly ambiverts.
Chris: You need to really live life man, party it up!
Jayla: No thank you, I'd rather study at home. I have better things to do.
Chris: You are such a loser I swear, you got no friends. You need to touch grass
Jayla: I've been so focused on study. I'm not looking to make any friends, It's not my top priority in life.
Chris: Imagine having no father figure in your life, you got no social life. No hobbies.
Jayla: Like I give a shit about that? I got more important things to fulfil and do than get myself pissed.
Chris: But no! You are still a loser! You have NO FRIENDS!!! IMAGINE NOT PARTYING, IF YOU DON'T CLUB AND GET DRUNK, YOU AIN'T LIVING!
Jayla: Stop repeating yourself. Narrow minded bum. You seriously got no life. Spend some more time with yourself, You seem insecure af. seriously.
Jayla: No thank you, I'd rather study at home. I have better things to do.
Chris: You are such a loser I swear, you got no friends. You need to touch grass
Jayla: I've been so focused on study. I'm not looking to make any friends, It's not my top priority in life.
Chris: Imagine having no father figure in your life, you got no social life. No hobbies.
Jayla: Like I give a shit about that? I got more important things to fulfil and do than get myself pissed.
Chris: But no! You are still a loser! You have NO FRIENDS!!! IMAGINE NOT PARTYING, IF YOU DON'T CLUB AND GET DRUNK, YOU AIN'T LIVING!
Jayla: Stop repeating yourself. Narrow minded bum. You seriously got no life. Spend some more time with yourself, You seem insecure af. seriously.
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Get the “I appreciate the little things in life.” mug.this law states that all fighting is push to the same sex to protect the way of life of all humansapians /humanoids races throughout the entire universe and earth . because opposite sex needs to mate and have babies to continue life on earth for every next generation there after. and same sex genders can't have babies or sex together. so those people who really love to fight...keep it to the same sex because you provoke so many people to fighting for you so it don't end all life on every world and piss off ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL who created it all and make all his precious work to go to waste and make an everlasting divine punishment that won't ever cease.
the first law of the circle of life must always be upheld regardless of your feelings being superior to the opposite sex. it's not a rivalry it's a team. i have spoken this judgement, if you do not uphold it and abide it. don't cry to my or my FATHER GOD to fix things that you can't ever fix and always will regret.
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