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A soap opera for those who fancy themselves too sophisticated for soap operas.
When I was younger I followed The Young and The Restless, but now that I'm mature and wise I follow The News.
by Ratched, RN August 28, 2019
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One of the unnamed project that automatically gets named by an online audio software, and the audio is guaranteed to be extremely loud, and if anyone hears Brayden's New Personal Project, it is guaranteed to make your ears bleed.
At least it's nowhere near as loud as Brayden's New Personal Project
by Blitzshock December 6, 2021
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new hole

by New hole May 18, 2016
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New jersey drift

To go from the farthest most left/right lane to the other side of a 3+ lane road
This bastard just pulled a new jersey drift.
by YepItsXaddy October 23, 2023
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New Word

A suggested box given by urban dictionary to type something if we want to make a new word.
There was a new word suggested in the word box.
by ErthB45 February 5, 2020
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Bad news bitches

A friendship between two females that is feared by people that know them because the rumors of their sense of entitlement and not believing in boundaries is apparent on social networks but their sense of humor is magnetic and secretly appreciated by many.
Reading the bad news bitches conversation in the comment section of that hilarious meme was unbelievable
by Chelsea Freilinger August 22, 2016
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News

Real News is the reporting of historical facts, something that happened, whether it is interesting or not. Real news is often boring. NEWS does not include opinion or hyperbole. Opinion is not a fact - it is wishful thinking and not important to anyone intelligent on forming an opinion. Only News Trolls call opinion News.
Sean Hannity intentionally lies to the American people to support political agendas payed for by businesses or Republican candidates, in order to influence elections by dividing the American people by influencing on the the uninformed and ideological voters. Unfortunately it works because many ignorant people want to stay that way and as long as they can find a supposed News show to give them what they want to hear instead of reality, they continue to live in "the conservative news bubble" and may never allow themselves to hear the truth.
by Arizona Mildman July 7, 2018
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