monkey nuts

drugs..crack

let me get one of the monkey nuts

by in$@n ㅌ@$$@$$in October 18, 2017

albino monkey

A derogatory slur for gingers

ginger “ your a fat cunt”
you “ at least i’m not and albino monkey”

by pur-pur March 29, 2023

Florida Snow Monkey

When you fuck a monkey on the beach.

I gave chink the chimp a Florida Snow Monkey.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 May 15, 2023

Pineapple monkey

When your dick hurts

I just fell on my dick and now I got pineapple monkey yo

by Soccerlife199 May 5, 2015

monkey toot

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.

(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"

by EL Gringo June 18, 2014

Im about to monkey

when it is hot outside and it’s to the point of exhaustion or likely to cut up/show your ass from the heat

Im about to monkey out here! I almost monkey 3 times today!

by ClicktyClackTheBadBihIsBack26 June 15, 2022

Monkey Status

minkey status

im not even in monkey status

by bdm.smile April 11, 2022