Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

by cowsaredope May 24, 2024

Chunky Monkey

Chunky Monkey is usually a short girl with long dark hair, and has a thick booty and a chubby belly and chubby cheeks. Chunky monkeys usually always give the best cuddles too

“Hey there’s my chunky monkey”
“I want my chunky monkey to cuddle me 🥺”

by Katie2429 August 18, 2022

Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

Monkeyism

The practice of tomfoolery. and outright fandanglemants and trickeries

Lielle Botbol always doing that monkeyism

by Luke Wunder March 29, 2022

The Spider Monkey

while making out with a girl, you pull both her ears while simultaneously blowing into her mouth, thus making her face look like a monkey.

“how was it with alisha last night?”
“it was tremendous, i hit her with that spider monkey yurr”

“what is the spider monkey?”
“it’s when you blow air in your girls mouth while pulling her ears, it’s totally nuts!”

by mondocrunk May 23, 2022

Monkey Debugging

When a programmer resorts to making random changes to their code until something works.

Joe spent hours staring at his code, trying to figure out a solution, until he finally gave in to monkey debugging.

by monkeycode July 19, 2023

Walking the monkey

Another definition of masturbation or beating your meat

I'll be right back, I'm going to go walk the monkey. I'm back, walking the monkey was easy

by IBleachedMyEyes February 24, 2020