Mac 'n jack

To masturbate into, or using, a bowl of Mac 'n Cheese

"I saw sam the other day, he just finished a Mac 'n Jack. Also, dinner was great."

by Balls Hurricane Fapsy June 12, 2016

Ass-jack

Fucking somebody in the ass in a jackhammer motion and making jackhammer sounds

I am going to ass-jack you so hard, you won't shit right for a week.

by David_jason May 26, 2016

Jack and Toke

When a person takes a big hit out of a bong then takes three shots of Jack Daniels

Jesus Christ! Tony just did two consecutive jack and tokes! He's probably feeling pretty good now

by Theory of Life May 23, 2016

Jack blast

Another phrase for ejaculation or cum shot. Very useful for celebrity jack black.

Man after watching "Latina takes rock hard maraca in the ass" I jack blasted so hard!

by Kevin boi May 23, 2016

skid jack

Sleazy carnival worker

"That skid jack keeps looking up the skirts of the girls on the roller coaster"

by Muffinbruiser1 May 19, 2016

flaming jack

The act of placing a car jack into the female vagina and extending it fully. Once fully extended motor oil is poured over the female body and lit on fire.

Jackson: Dude help me hide my girlfriends body the Flaming Jack went wrong

by ForeverFZkh96 May 11, 2016

Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

by Connie Bates May 13, 2016