Genuinely believes he is sick at everything. Fred has a very small penis which makes him very sad but it doesn’t matter because he bullshits so much.
by Deez nuts 4321 November 24, 2021
Get the Fred Browne mug.A Brown Ostrich is the act of a male tucking his penis backwards under his legs towards his butthole and sticking the head of his member into his butthole. It is like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.
by The4Bees4Knees June 1, 2013
Get the Brown Ostrich mug.When someone gives a fancy frilled up story to make themselves seem greater than they are or to simply make conversationor to make themselves seem better than you. Could be identified when you call somebodies bluff as well. More common known as the Derogatory term known as Bullshit. Also, these stories are most commonly given within the brown population {(Iam brown :)} nuff LOVE
Avtarinder: YOYO homie i banged 4 virgin girls this sunday
Me: Really, at your church i thought you said you were at service all day?
Avtarinder: Uh No no, Not alll dayyy, just most of it
Me: Ooo, Nice where they from?
Avtarinder: Uhh Caledon, Milton, Ajax..
Me: You didnt phone me to reach?!?! Also you dont drive your mom drove you to all these places?
Avtarinder: Uh Naw naw.. We got fam functions there homie...
Me: (In my head) Ok brown storiesssss!!!!
Me: Really, at your church i thought you said you were at service all day?
Avtarinder: Uh No no, Not alll dayyy, just most of it
Me: Ooo, Nice where they from?
Avtarinder: Uhh Caledon, Milton, Ajax..
Me: You didnt phone me to reach?!?! Also you dont drive your mom drove you to all these places?
Avtarinder: Uh Naw naw.. We got fam functions there homie...
Me: (In my head) Ok brown storiesssss!!!!
by Lingo357 October 23, 2012
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Get the Brown bacon mug.Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog
I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face
by anonymous November 25, 2023
Get the Brown House Crawford mug.a person who has become so on edge they start to say feck, frik and bacon alot dont approch them when this happens or they will eat your hair and you will go bald
by JohnnyMcFishweed !!! January 20, 2009
Get the Rival Brown mug.A sub genre or scat pornography in which the main female participant is wearing a white skirt, until it's suddenly covered with their own fecal matter. Hence the name, "brown-skirting".
by psyguy2020 September 30, 2022
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