Air Marshal John 

Generic term for someone who looks like a cop, air marshal or any type of law enforcement, but it dressed like a normal person. See: scenes from Bridesmaids, particularly their failed flight to Las Vegas.

Bro, put away the pipe...that guy in the dockers is a total Air Marshal John.
It's fine to drink in public, just look out for Air Marshal John.
Whoa, Air Marshal John alert - that dude in the short-sleeved dress shirt is definitely a cop.

Air Marshal John by CTOilMan July 26, 2022

Pulling a John 

A guy who gets daily wet dreams of fucking a humanoid horses from My Little Pony (Rainbow Dash), and maybe with a threesome of Rainbow Dash AND Sunset Glimmer! He loves specifying little details of fucking her, and uses GbayIsCyclone’s adlib against him. (Adlib: That’s How It Works, Yo!)

John: So bro Rainbow Dash and I fucked, and u were walking in and was scarred

GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.

John: That’s how it works, yo!

GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!

Pulling a John by GbayIsCyclone September 2, 2022

what does little john john mean? 

little john john is a word describing a man’s dicc, or saying a man’s dicc is small.

what does little john john mean?

what does little john john mean? by leslie2shiestyy October 12, 2022

Alright calm down John 

You should continue to be even more racist

In response to, “ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)”

Alright calm down John

Alright calm down John by Moloch hatin schizo October 31, 2022

National kiss John day 

Find someone named john and kiss them

Haley find John and kissed his cheek on National kiss John day

National kiss John day by _toomuchmoney$$_69 November 18, 2022

Chase Arnold John Engeldinger

A tall blonde african american who has the fattest jhonny ive ever seen, that nigga makes the most fire beats and has great fashion sense and his new album nigga penis bologna sandwich was the cause of 9/11, world hunger, and global warming. PS. hes the best friend i could ever ask for.

Person: OMG is that chase arnold john engeldinger?

Person 2: Omg yes he is so fine

Person 3: ive heard is jhonny is exceptionally large.

Chase Arnold John Engeldinger by Hiichi so peachy April 16, 2023

Womwom elias john 

he always headbutts you he is a cat who is annoying and he copies whatever you say

Womwom elias john is coming to headbutt you

Womwom elias john by Namnam234444 May 27, 2023