Cat lock

When the lesser individual of a relationship buys their significant other a cat, creating an involuntary bond between as cat mom & cat dad. Unlike traditional marriage there is no legal requirement to file for a divorce. However the first person to leave is known as the parent who left. Cat lock - The modern approach to marriage. Typically this done by men but it does not mean roles can't be reversed.

"Hey girl what happened to Tiffany"? "Oh her... She got cat locked five years ago by Steve!"

by VValt Disney October 3, 2022

Cat-eared pup bowl

Anyone who dares to ship Addison with Tucker instead of Midnight, or calls Slush gay (in Two Royals of the Forest: Addison)

You Cat-eared pup bowl! Addnight all the way!

by WolfpackFlowershade October 4, 2022

Turkish tomb cat

someone who only has one purpose and is pugly

you're a Turkish tomb cat.

by shorrn October 13, 2022

cat

A hairy ball that does nothing but sleep and scratch you.

Thats my cat

by fboqbfdoasd October 17, 2022

CAT

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

cat :cat
Cat :CATT

by <3 22 October 18, 2022

Dead cat

Old vagina

Man, Jacobs grandma has one Dead cat

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022

cat gaming

cat agming

"cat gaming"

by cat gaming October 19, 2022