A total pathetic douchebag of a human being who drives green toyota camrys with 200,000 miles on them and then begs people to jump it when the engine doesnt start in grocery store parking lots resulting in people laughing and spitting at his sorry ass.
by Sammy Slag August 08, 2006
To get ridicously drunk to the poit where you use pointless pick up lines like "shhhh" or "ra ra ra dry martini"
"hey dude, you did a t-bag last night"
by edward t June 02, 2007
things going rough with the ol gf, i got the move for you. ok, so you're sixty-nining your girlfriend - make sure she's in there headfirst - and hurriedly get out and zip her in the bag. then throw the sleeping bag off a cliff, it's the old sleeping bag slurpee. that'll teach her.
by mwg April 27, 2008
Steve you have to get off of your bean bag chair and go out to get a job before they repo your house... you lazy bum.
by snipe1169 March 26, 2009
a girl that can't stop buying Coach bags because she is too lazy to save up for a Louis Vuitton and would rather own "Made in China" bags because their on the affordable side. They are usually found every pay day at a Coach store cashing in on a Coach bag.
friend: "Why do you own so many Coach bags?"
Coach bag whore: "I can't help it. I'm a Coach bag whore!!"
Coach bag whore: "I can't help it. I'm a Coach bag whore!!"
by dudelistico2012 August 08, 2011
a gay male, who can't love another boy, because hes too "busy" and he probably doesn't want to accept the fact that he is a fag. As a result of these douche bag fags, awesome people end up getting hurt in the end
Joesph: oo i cant come see you today, im uhh busy
Patrick: uhh its been like 3 weeks since you've come out
Joseph: Well i wanna get a tattoo of Michigan on my non-existent abs
Patrick: What a douche bag fag, i'm calling kyle
Patrick: uhh its been like 3 weeks since you've come out
Joseph: Well i wanna get a tattoo of Michigan on my non-existent abs
Patrick: What a douche bag fag, i'm calling kyle
by Brennycakes June 10, 2008
by Michaelrckstdy November 17, 2005