Mom

A mom is a person(noun) she takes care of you your whole entire life, while driving you insane as well.

Girl:MOM I NEED FOOD

Mom: YOUR 13 GET IT YOURSELF
Girl:UGHHH

by R41NB0W_RUG November 14, 2023

Your Mom

One who is large enough to fall off all sides of the bed.

"Your Mom is fat af"

by Pill Cosby💊 March 18, 2021

ur mom

typically UR GREATEST GIRL U WILL MARRY
don't become gay audience

OMG! THERES AN EARTHQUAKE! I THINK UR MOM JUST WALKED INTO THE ROOM!

by urmothersenemy November 16, 2019

Your mom

Verb: Your mom means that theres a pig amongst us... a fat bitch... which is, you guessed it, your mom

Your mom is so fat, when she fell, i didnt laugh. but the floor cracked up!

by FRMac December 19, 2022

ur mom

a fine ass women i slept with last night

"Q=what did u eat today?. A=ur mom"

by Iamshy4u August 25, 2021

your mom

shes hot

Your mom is very hot. I am in your walls

by zpowers February 27, 2023

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016