life readiness

Chill out lesson. The subject which isn't tested.
Dude, why waste your energy on Life Readiness?
by You don't chibai January 26, 2019
mugGet the life readinessmug.

Life

some thing that we were forced into because of our "parents" that fucked each other. maybe out parents are aliens and wrere humans or the other way round. life has no fuckin meaning to me or you. one day well be off this earth for good and you might as well fuck your partner in heaven or he'll when they die and have angel children
You : life is boring in heaven
Partner: angel c-

You: YES *grabs partner and goes to room*
*fucks*
*nine mo later*
Partner: the fuc
You: at least we aren't on earth right?
Partner: true
by roxie the dancey dance July 31, 2022
mugGet the Lifemug.

Life

A constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself
Bro 1: Bro help life has been acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*
by Juddy1972 December 16, 2020
mugGet the Lifemug.

LIFE

by bob:( April 6, 2022
mugGet the LIFEmug.
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Jaws of Life

When you put your pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb inside a vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from the other two fingers, like the Jaws of Life.
The shocker just wasn’t doing it for Lisa anymore so I tried the Jaws of Life!
by expectations exceeded December 1, 2017
mugGet the Jaws of Lifemug.

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