Jacked up penguin

Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.

That car is jacked up.... like a jacked up, jacked up penguin!

by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016

Jack Batty

One who has became consumed with jack or the thought of jacking.

Even thought I was watching the Exoricst I had the constant desire to pull on my cock. I was jack batty for hours.

by shanagains9211 June 20, 2016

Jack

He is a dick who likes to do parody’s of death which is a bit shit as he is a kock sucker and his youtube is worse than a fuckin team doggs neo chrome complete! No it’s worse than a district that says Kota on it for twice the price and twice as small

Jack is a dick. Scooter brad for life!!!!!!!!!!!! @scooterbrad on instagram subscribe to scooter brad on YouTube and get some “flit” merch

by @scootsoup on instagram January 17, 2018

Jack in a Girl

Where a male cums in a girls vagina after sex, then the girl doesn’t clean out her vagina goes home to her boyfriend. The when her boyfriend/husband/fiancé fucks he is surprised by the jack in the girl.

Resuev dumped Lana after finding Adrian’s jack in a girl.

by George_Orwell 1984 January 27, 2018

Jack

Someone who is spineless and is super whipped to his girlfriend

Friends: Come out with us

Jack: Sorry can't my girlfriend says no.

by Megaghey January 29, 2018

Pulling a Jack

saying something dirty when in reality its very innocent; Or saying something that sounds innocent but is very dirty

I like Uranus its my favorite! (innocent but sounds dirty)
Yes, my favorite animal is definitely the beaver.( dirty but sounds innocent)
"Dude stop pulling a jack, we can't tell what you mean!"

by Get BEANED May 4, 2018

Jack

A cigarette

"Aye, let me hit that jack."
"I need a jack right now."

by Lala_bitch May 4, 2018