plastic empty head

Term for someone who is open-minded enough to adopt an untenable theory (often some kind of crackpot conspiracy), yet close-minded enough to reject all criticism of that theory. The combination of echoing empty space and solid, impenetrable plastic makes rational communication impossible.

I tell you, this Illinois lottery result proves that Obama is the antichrist. You're wasting your time arguing with me, I have a plastic empty head.

by Face of a Clam August 12, 2010

Head Ball Coach

nickname for championship-winning Coach Steve Spurrier

The Head Ball Coach went to the beach to tan.

by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018

Alaskan head lock

When a naked female sits on the shoulders of a naked male and chokes him with her thighs as he jerks off, eventually causing him to pass out as he cums.

My buddy Ted almost died when his wife gave him the old Alaskan head lock the other night.

by DJslut123 June 22, 2023

Fat head fuck!

Someone that has an oversized head due to being too close to radiation when they were younger.

This may also cause them to get a McCain colour penis.

There head may also resemble a shape of an onion.

Sometime, very rare because of the radiation they grow rat tails!

The fat head fuck! spit it and said - I’ve not got rat tails, your relentless!

by Sammo88 February 27, 2020

head of stage crew

An absolute God of stage crew.

Knows all, tells all, sees all.
All your technical theatre needs can be met by a single head of stage crew

A:Have you see the head of stage crew?
B:No, why?
A:I need someone to run the whole world for a bit

by The techie god January 23, 2018

Kissing the butterflies head

Pull fanny flaps apart tightly, then lick the Clitoris.

I made her come by kissing the butterflies head

by Naughty Chalky September 29, 2020

Curly head baby

A curly head baby is a peng girl who has naturally beautiful curly hair. She is usually mixed, asian, or black. Curly head babies are unique and mysterious girls. Sometimes, they will be the most confident girls, and sometimes they can't explain their feelings. Many people thin k they make a big deal of small issues, but they have their reasons. They love getting into trouble and laughing is their speciality. Curly head babies are so dank that you'll think they'll always be taken, but they play hard to get! If they choose you, consider yourself very lucky!

'who's that peng girl, the one who you were flirting with at break?'
'Ohh, I don't remeber her name, but she just joined the school. She's the lengest Curly head baby I've ever met! And guess what, she's not even taken! she's a player though!'

by DoritosLover June 15, 2019