ass goblin

A little green alien thing that lives amidst in your bunghole and dwells on flatuelence (farts) and anything that's left. Also like a disease that acurres when you don't clean yourself too well.

Damn man that ass goblin of mine is starting to irritate me.

by Lewis316 March 22, 2004

Ass Penny

The act of putting pennies in your ass crack and then spending said pennies in order to gain the upper hand on others.

John totally owned the cashier at K-Mart by giving him an Ass Penny.

by IT DEC October 6, 2009

ass chicken

1) The dark meat parts of a chicken including the thighs and drumsticks.

2) Any less desirable or lower quality chicken meat.

I used to like Woo's kung pao but now they're making it with ass chicken.

by Raw Screen July 13, 2006

ass murderer

Someone who is capeable of violent crimes of the ass, namely frequent and powerfull free flow farting.

Joe is known as an ass murderer because of his frequent and smelly farts.

by 1234567890111213 March 6, 2008

Drippy Ass

During sexual intercourse with a whore, right as you're about to ejaculate, take your penis and slip it in said whore's anus, this leaves their ass drippy for hours after the fact.

"Ew, my panties are sticky from Harley giving me drippy ass."

by Tom T December 6, 2003

Boatloads of Ass

(N.) Something that is so much beyond sucking, it can only be described as this term. (much like a lightyear is so long, it can only be described by a unit of time)

Ja Rule, Benzino, Mandy Moore, and Billy Joel sucks BOATLOADS OF ASS!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Ass Cracker

A term used to describe a man with a large enough penis, to brake the anus of the woman or man he is having anal intercourse with.

"Damn, his's cock is so big, he is definatly an ass cracker!"

by Ereh November 28, 2003