Number One Guy/Girl

The person you (routinely) get urine from in case you need to pass regular drug tests

I have a drug test coming up so I'll have to call my Number One Guy/Girl to see if they'll be able to give me a sample so I can pass.

by Untimelyzephyr June 26, 2021

Ripped Me A New One

From the Latin derivative, Rippitus Aholus, Literally: "Ripping one a new A**Hole"

ie; When she found out I cheated on that test, she "ripped me a new one"

by Wallach May 22, 2008

two guys one sandbox

Gay sex in a sand box, anal bro

Yo fam, two guys one sandbox after school?

by treezus0522 August 11, 2016

one trick pony

one trick pony is a ginger horse

"you is such a one trick pony"
"why?"
"cause you is neigh good"

by adi chaos April 30, 2008

One Cheek Sneak

When recieving oral from your partner, you tell that bitch to close his/her eyes and open his/her mouth (making him/her believe you are about to blow your load) then you turn around and expell vile ass fumes into your partners open mouth.

Yo dude, i gave that bitch from the bar a one cheek sneak she will never forget!

Hey dave, I totally just shit in this girls mouth, she never saw the ol one cheek sneak coming!

by Dirty Mike and the guys December 27, 2010

one eyed milk snake

Male genetalia, a purple headed yogurt slinger, cock, jimmy, 3rd leg

Question: What is the most dangerous snake on the planet?
Answer: (At wich time you unleash it and flap it about) and reply in great enthusiasm the one eyed milk snake

by General C. September 30, 2006

one-eyed butt pirate

A gay man's penis. Can be used to insinuate that a straight man has homosexual tendencies.

Dude, I didn't want to see your one-eyed butt pirate!

by Anonymous October 5, 2003