The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.
Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.
by Mr. yee December 05, 2017
Normally defined as a Middle/High Schooler who wears one or more lanyards alongside being underdressed or having poor fashion. The lanyards are often decorated and may be accompanied by clothing based on popular gaming franchises.
These kids are typically below average height, have poor hygiene, avoid physical activity and may try to make unwanted sexual advances. They may be hyper-engaged in nerd culture without regard for ones-self and usually say things or behave in a very strange way.
These kids are typically below average height, have poor hygiene, avoid physical activity and may try to make unwanted sexual advances. They may be hyper-engaged in nerd culture without regard for ones-self and usually say things or behave in a very strange way.
David came into the library and offered to suck my dick. I looked at that lanyard kid in disgust and walked away, hoping not to see him at the Dungeons and Dragons club later.
by MillwoodHighSchool January 21, 2024
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by yacob k August 01, 2022
Originally from the "Cough like an iPad kid" slang from 2021 (referring to Generation Alpha and the tendency to cough with their mouth and tongue visible while on their tablet as young children). However, the 2024 version of iPad kid revolves around filing in the "..." with any verb and then laughing and saying "alrighttt", in the same tone as Jynxzi, immediately after in the form of ironic comedy.
The first known use of this new form of humour comes from a Jynxzi stream from June 24 where he appears to cough and read a chat instantly of a viewer telling him he coughs like an iPad kid.
This can be seen as a form of clip farming, the 2024 trend that is currently making a resurgence where streamers purposely act out of line in hopes of being clipped for clout.
The first known use of this new form of humour comes from a Jynxzi stream from June 24 where he appears to cough and read a chat instantly of a viewer telling him he coughs like an iPad kid.
This can be seen as a form of clip farming, the 2024 trend that is currently making a resurgence where streamers purposely act out of line in hopes of being clipped for clout.
by Vineetx July 07, 2024
A secretly gay white male, a Christian who pursues being a priest in his mid age but the only reason he pursues working in churches is because of his lore from being molested by a Christian priest as a child
“Your such a SpongeBob kid”
by Spongebob kid April 24, 2024