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Fake Chickening

The act of shoving an egg in one’s ass and then shitting it into one’s partners mouth
“I was disappointed when the egg cracked in my ass when me and Julia were Fake Chickening
by Pillowcase76 June 13, 2022
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mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.
Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!
by M4A11X November 8, 2023
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Headlight chicken

Fuzzy’s Chicken or a similar fun restaurant served with a grizzle effect like sauce.
I’m craving some serious Headlight chicken with that grizzle Hollindaise sauce going — chicka chicka booom boom
by Breaux ditty October 19, 2020
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Chicken Jockey

1(n) A chicken-riding zombie in the video game Minecraft. Popularized by the Minecraft Movie.
2(n) One who acts like a public nuisance in order to participate in a viral trend, or for fun.
3(n) A dick rider (Chicken is a euphemism for "dick").
4(n) A promiscuous person (Chicken is also a euphemism for "hoe").
5(v) To act like a chicken jockey
1) Dang, that chicken jockey killed me. Now I'll have to walk all the way back to where I died.
2) These fucking chicken jockeys threw popcorn and soda all over the theater, and now I'm expected to clean it for $7.25 an hour?!
3) A bunch of Marvel chicken jockeys flamed me in the comments for saying the MCU was getting stale.
4) Dan is an absolute chicken jockey, if Sally's dating him she must be one too.
5) the Minecraft Movie trend was bad, but the Szechuan Sauce incident of 2017 has to be the worst wave of chicken jockeying on record. /
by Pedro Barius May 22, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

Someone who rides on another's back while using their "chicken"(dick) as a guide to tell them where to move
P1. Damn did you hear about lisa?
P2. Oh yea heard she was a professional chicken jockey
by BeanBandit April 12, 2025
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Chicken

My heart sings a song…
A dancing melody…
Meant for hearts of two…
Only one partner will ever do…
And that my dear is YOU!!!!

I love you❤️❤️❤️❤️
Always….
Your favorite chicken butt 🤪
A little funny… the chicken analogy and the butt
by a dream and 💔 July 18, 2024
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Chicken

1. A farm animal that lays eggs
2. A word you say to someone when they are scared to do something
3. A big fucking pussy
1. Yo dude where are the chicken eggs I wanna make an omlete
2. You are such a Chicken you SIMP
3. Hey can you give me some of your chicken
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