[get your shoes faded]

To get your hair cut, trimmed, or lined up, originally said in Missouri in the late 2005's.

Man you need to get your shoes faded

by Dalton H October 21, 2006

Getting pussy out the showerhead

Getting so much pussy from such a steady source (or multiple steady sources) with such minimal effort that it appears to simply flow forth like water from a showerhead.

"Hey dude, did you hear about Pedro?"
"Yeah, I heard he keeps hooking up with that hella hot chick down in 301"
"You heard right! He didn't even ask! She just thrust herself at him."
"Damn, that boy be getting pussy out the showerhead"

by FreshZest May 3, 2012

It doesn't get any greener

1. "It doesn't get any greener!" is what you can yell out the windows at a person who is oblivious to the green light in front of them.

2. Basically it is saying to that person GET A MOVE ON!!!!!!

3. A "Green Light" is green, and it does NOT get any greener than green - it's a "no-brainer."

1. I waited for this moron in front of me to go at the green light, and s/he just sat there. So finally I got pissed off and honked my horn and yelled out the window to them that: "It doesn't get any greener!" Then s/he chirped their tires and made like s/he was going to the races GRRRRRRRRRRRR! Stupid iggit!

2. My four year old son knows what a GREEN light is! But nooooooooo does the person in front of me?!?!?! I am about to develop severe road rage here! I mean man, it doesn't get any greener"!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

Wanna get some coffee

When it's night time and you are out and your tryna be slick in saying you tryna fuck

"Hey u wanna get some coffee;)"

by Savage king boi August 28, 2017

get fucked by a futa day

every july 20th is "get fucked by a futa day" where any futa may ask to fuck you and shall do so with consent

yo today is get fucked by a futa day but not a single one has asked me

by bored communist July 19, 2022

get off my planet

a nicer way of telling someone "get lost and leave me alone"

mom: David, go do your homeowrk,

David: get off my planet, i am going to Adam's house.

mom: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic

by Sexydimma January 6, 2014

Don't Get Me Wrong

A chick who is not beautiful or extremely sexy - but has just enough appeal to have sex with. Indicates a willingness to have sex even though there are obvious faults.

A:That chick has a huge ass and a mustache but great tits.
B: Don't get me wrong (I'd fuck her).

by AZ Woody October 20, 2008