brown bag special

getting in tha sitiation of gettin down with a girl at a club or somtin and she got a badoonkadoonk and a nice pair of titties but her face looks like she wuz beaten with a ugly base ball bat, well long story short brown bag special is getting a brown paper bag and putting it over a bitches head so that you dont have to see her face while your bangin the dogg shit out of her!!!!

damn fool!!!!!!! that bitches face looks busted as hell, shit she got a badoonkadoonk.........brown bag special

by Kasper March 28, 2004

trash bag chicken

food that black people bring to block parties, its just chicken thrown in a trash bag (enough to feed an army), sometimes raw, that is left out to cook in the sun and hopefully become well done over the course of the black block party. great with cornbread, watermelon, and grape soda

hey, what can i bring to the party?
How about some TBC?

by damanwitdaplan August 27, 2005

Montana Duffel Bag

This lovely little technique is when you shit in a bag, put it on a girl's head, and fuck her in the ass. Hold the bag really tight, but don't kill the bitch. Instead, when she's about to pass out you take the bag off and slap her in the face.

Derek's gave Danielle a Montana Duffel Bag when they got home

by J :D October 17, 2008

California tight bag

This is the art of when you are giving it to a girl doggy style in the ass. Right as you are about to finish you donkey punch her in the back of the head and take a plastic bag and wrap it around her head and then cum all over her. While she is knocked out you leave her naked (with the bag still on her head) by the side of a busy highway. It is truly a classy maneuver.

So I gave a California tight bag to this bitch last night and now she won't call me.

by Steve Carman May 9, 2006

Douche Bag

that is when somone has to clean an old lady's pussy with their mouth

you are a fucking douche bag.

by g-daddy November 27, 2003

dime bag ass

an ass that is fat but covered with cellulite, so much that it resembles a bag of dimes.

Guy 1: Dude, look at Megan's ass.
Guy 2: Oh shit, she totally has a dime bag ass.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's gross.

by dat nigga jerome October 7, 2011

Filthy Ass Bag

A total pathetic douchebag of a human being who drives green toyota camrys with 200,000 miles on them and then begs people to jump it when the engine doesnt start in grocery store parking lots resulting in people laughing and spitting at his sorry ass.

I'm gonna drive that filthy ass bag's car off a cliff while he is on vacation in California!

by Sammy Slag August 8, 2006