Urban Dictionary

A website. Only around 1% of the use of this website is the use it was meant to have.
The other 99% is shreksual stuff and personal stuff.

So let me show you some real-life searches i did.

me - *looks up Moustache*
"When you jizz below someones nose and rip off your pubic hairs so it sticks"
me - *looks up House*
"Theres one thats white and Donald Trump shouldnt have it"
me - *looks up Otter*
"Your Wetter than an Otters pocket."
me - *looks up Rock*
"the best make-out music ever my dude"

So thats what urban dictionary is.

by scarful23 December 10, 2020

urban dictionary

the place you go when you’re bored as fuck and wanna know literally anything

What you wanna do ?

Ugh urban dictionary maybe ?

by dyl O’Brien November 17, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Nah

Urban dictionary nah

by searchKahootRapByAP$OnSpotify! October 27, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Used for memes, then for information, then memes again.

Joe: Hey, I need information, can I use your dictionary?
Bob: Just use Urban Dictionary
Joe: That's not used for information! Its used for Memes!
Bob: Info!
Joe: Memes!
U.D.: Shut up
Both: ok

by HEY! SHUT UP! October 25, 2018

Urban Noob

When you're a Noob at urbandictionary and you forget to add Square Brackets, even though they don't say that you can do that and I had to look it up on a video on YouTube, around words so that people can find your definition.

Oop. I'm such an Urban Noob I forgot to add Square Brackets around words in my description of diidiotźalad. Guess I'll just have to unpublish and republish it with brackets. As a side note, is bootycecption possible? booty

by AlsoTwenty2 February 4, 2022

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Urban Chess

Urban Chess is what one is playing when snitching. Urban Chess means someone is informing on activities others in the community turn a blind eye to, for their own reasons.

Darrel: "Dashawn been playing urban chess with the police again"
James: "Someone should cap his ass"

by LitBoiXO June 4, 2022