my life

is a lie and i need therapy... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH help aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

girl1 bro my life is a mess
girl2 on god bro

by gayfuckkcauseimbord May 9, 2023

Life

A constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself

Bro 1: Bro help life has been acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*

by Juddy1972 December 16, 2020

life-vomit

The act of, or feeling like one is going to vomit following a horrible situation such as witnessing a tragic death or catastrophic event.

The paramedic pulled a dead four year old from her meth addicted mother's crashed vehicle. The paramedic proceeded to life-vomit.

by rontgen March 3, 2019

life readiness

Chill out lesson. The subject which isn't tested.

Dude, why waste your energy on Life Readiness?

by You don't chibai January 26, 2019

Plug Life

The life of besties, and even more, who are a perfect fit and on the same wavelengths that need more time together in their electrifying relationship. Frequently used as a #pluglife

I miss you and need more plug life!

by Amigaza August 11, 2023

poutlook on life

Possessing a perpetually-petulant attitude in his view of the world on general.

If Ethan Couch hadn't had such a total poutlook on life from his lofty financial position, he might have made more "real" friends and avoided all the horrendous legal entanglements that he --- and by extension, his family --- is into now.

by QuacksO December 19, 2019

life

It’s like a box of chocolates.

It's bittersweet, it's a nice treat, and you'll never know what you're gonna get.

Yet life always ends.

by Cat… with a K. September 2, 2023