call it a life

going to sleep forever

friend 1
prob time for me to call it a night too
take care all

friend 2
call it a life

by 51423 November 27, 2023

Life

It's boring, get used to it.

I hate my life

by Yeatussmafeetuss February 13, 2019

The love of my life

ritu

you're the love of my life

by noharam69 June 11, 2022

Life

A constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself

Bro 1: Bro help life has been acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*

by Juddy1972 December 16, 2020

Jaws of Life

When you put your pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb inside a vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from the other two fingers, like the Jaws of Life.

The shocker just wasn’t doing it for Lisa anymore so I tried the Jaws of Life!

by expectations exceeded December 1, 2017

Real Life

A foreign and dangerous place. No gamer has ever experienced it.

Gamer 1: dude have you ever been to real life?

Gamer 2: dude stfu im tryna play minecraft

by Norma dorms on a borma March 13, 2020

life readiness

Chill out lesson. The subject which isn't tested.

Dude, why waste your energy on Life Readiness?

by You don't chibai January 26, 2019