SMNI News

SMNI News is a TV Channel, that it has propaganda worse than Russia Today, Fox News and CCTV China.

It tends to have eerie and pedophilic views of the world and politics.

MTRCB: *Shuts Down SMNI News*
Me: This is the happiest day of my life, Rest in Piss SMNI News, You will never be missed

by MarioFan171 July 18, 2024

New Guinea Doggy Shake

When a man nuts in a girls hair then puts a dildo on her back(like a tail) and the man fucks the dildo on the girl while the woman is in doggy style. When the guy is about to cum again he stands up and shakes his penis and gets cum everywhere.

Me and my girl did the New Guinea Doggy Shake, it was a lot to clean up.

by itzmillicent March 9, 2025

new castle

a shit place to live.

“where do you live?”
“new castle!”
“you’re such a fucking loser”

by ilovenapping July 4, 2022

Wow this is a cool new word I just made

Something you say when you just came up with a cool new word (that you just made!) if you say it fast enough it will sound like one long word

“Wow this is a cool new word I just made” - a guy who just made a cool word

by Cool new word guy February 1, 2025

Brave new world

The companion book to Stalin's Bible

A Brave new world is a good example of what the left and the Palestinian caucus is trying to achieve.

by Sexydimma May 22, 2021

New Orleans Shine Dome

The New Orleans Shine Dome is when your are in the presence of a person with less hair than the average person has on their head for example a receding hair line or just being bald.So when your with them either a light or the sun catches their head and shines in your face which can cause a lot of discomfort.

Person one: Yo that kid over there is giving me a New Orleans Shine Dome.

Person two: Yea the light is catching his head just right. It’s so annoying!

by Englishmajor5697 May 9, 2018

Dancing with the Queen of New Pitsligo

Courting a particularly dim witted bitch with a horrifically low IQ and virtually zero experience of the world save for what she’s managed to glean from never having left the backwards village of New Pitsligo in Aberdeenshire , Scotland .
A slapper with the cranial processing ability of a fucking rocking horse .

Jesus that girl was virtually brain dead .
It’s like dancing with the queen of new Pitsligo

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023