Cum quad

The male equivalent of a “Karen”. One whose wife wears the pants in the relationship and has a bigger set of balls. A man with a giant pussy in place of his missing testicles.

Brad has been a real cum quad today. Must be hid time of the month.

by Douchealot September 14, 2020

Cum Bubbling

Blowing bubbles with cum

I heard Jake was cum bubbling last nigh

by JaCoLo September 21, 2020

cum month

december

decumber

a month dedicated to cum

IT’S CUM MONTH BABY! WELCOME TO THE CUM ZONE

by anonymous September 30, 2020

Cum Hard

its an expression about just doing it like shia Labufman

"dont worry about it man just calm down and cum hard"

by Tiddys October 7, 2020

Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.

1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!

by justinmiller October 13, 2020

Cum catcher

Someone who catches cum in there mouth.

Ray Always is a cum catcher

by Grant Crosley July 6, 2022

Cum on me

cum is about wee white stuff coming out of your penis/cookie.

Tia: I made sex and apparently everytime there is cum on me.
her mum: oh, they cum on you everyday dont worry.
Tia: is it normal for girls to get cum?
her mum: it is normal. just like how your father fucked me before we had you.

by LeaIsCool July 10, 2022