Cum

Cum is an abbreviation for the crime uproot ministry. It is a law enforcement agency used when martial law takes affect. It is used when standard law enforcement has completely collapsed in an area. It has been used in sector 07 which is on of the most dangerous and unlawful sectors exiled from civilized society.

The white salty stuff that comes out of your pp.

"Did you hear that the cum arrested the drug lord down in Mexico?"

"I'm sorry what the fuck."

by tommythecommie November 26, 2021

Olivia cummings

A man

Olivia Cummings is a man

by Joker on crack March 3, 2022

cum fork

When you pee after cumming and the stream is split like a fork from the dried cum in your ureathra

Dude I just cum forked in the bathroom and got piss everywhere

by DonVonBraun January 14, 2017

Cum Hunter

When your mexican friend Joseph is trying to make up some bullshit reason to deal with his delusions.

Wow, Bro you're such a Cum Hunter.

by Santa C1aus May 10, 2023

Cum

What you do when you see your naked uncle on your bed and natural instincts take over

I sat in my dog and I started to CUM

by CUM master 777 May 17, 2022

Cum cloud

A fart after two people have engaged in anal sex and the receiver farts, creating a cloud of cum.

Paul farted in the bar after receiving anal from his boyfriend John, the smell was thick. Kath a fellow co-worker exclaimed "don't come in here spreading your cum clouds!!"

by Howard_Ross4life May 2, 2022

Cum Fiesta

A lot of cum, like so much cum, cum everywhere. All you can taste is cum, all you can see is cum, hell you can even hear the cum. Also a typical reference when referring to a Bob Sutton defense.

Dylan could hardly walk after his all night encounter with Brendan’s shlong; it’s clear that they engaged in a Cum Fiesta.

Cody: “WOW the Kansas City Chiefs’ defense is really shitty.”
Brendan: “Bob Sutton really knows how to be apart of a Cum Fiesta.”

by JoceyJoce November 5, 2018