Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss)

When someone’s cat is so unbelievably fat, it not only breaks the bounds of what “Fat Cat” is in its entirety, while also attracting the attention of nearby pedestrians, who, mind you, are viewing it straight through the panties. Known to be very vivid, defined, wet, and even dripping in some of the most exquisite recorded individuals.

“Yo bro… I can’t believe it… I saw a case of Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) for the FIRST time today! It was so damn invigorating, got me hard as a roc!”

by Professorial_Goose_2001 July 4, 2025

Fat pack

The bulging stomach you get after eating a lot of food

John has a huge fat pack after eating nothing but junk food

by Themanthemaster41968 July 21, 2022

Simi fat cunt

A fat man

Simi fat cunt is a fat man who likes to Rub tits and flick clit on BBW’s

by Simi fat man April 30, 2019

Fat

an insult or commonly used phrase to describe how big your dads penis is

Chad: How would you describe my dads penis Mark?
Mark: (Moans uncontrollably) Fat Asf. Like his penis penetrated my butthole so bad I might need stitches.

by myfatpp June 17, 2021

Fat

It means someone who is the size of a bus or a cow. Problably a fat chick or a fat man.

I found a fat man and he was rolling after me!

by I chezz January 4, 2022

fat man's remorse

when one eats too much intentionally and then gets heart burn or feels bloated or throws up immediately afterward
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item

"What's wrong with Mark?"
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."

"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"

"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."

by randigirlfriend April 27, 2014

Fat Shmeb

A shmeb who is larger by the stomach area than most others

Jason:”hey look it’s fat shmeb!”
Fat shmeb “what do u want????!!!!”

by Shmebby shmeb October 26, 2019