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friendsimp 

A person who simps for people so they will be their friend. (friendsimp sounds like friendship).
For example, acting like a person for them to like you. Or snapping someone back in seconds even though they take 17 hours to snap you back. Sort of like a simp in the friend zone. NOT a word you want to be referred to as.
Taylor is such a friendsimp she won’t leave me alone!
friendsimp by hakeyrat May 1, 2020
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True Friendship 

A connection between two people that can withstand anything.
Makayla and Dylan have a True Friendship.

fashion friends 

People you hang out with for the sole purpose of looks and appeal. Usually an asset of social climbers and douches alike. Usually in the form of an entourage, fashion friends can range from your personal hair dresser to youtube vloggers.
"Ever since you started only hanging out with your fashion friends, you've gained more followers on Instagram, but you're still a douche.

Dropping some friends off at the pool 

(verb) The act of dropping pieces of crap out of your arse into a toilet or other body of water (i.e., the kitchen sink, someone's unattended beverage cup, a puddle on the road, a swimming pool, etc.)
I was just dropping some friends off at the pool, when all of a sudden i fell off my boss's desk, spilling the cup of coffee I was using!

i wanna ruin our friendship

When you want to move past a friendship and into an actual relationship.
Larry I think I have feelings for you, I wanna ruin our friendship.
1. term used to describe an individual involved in an intimate relationship. esp used as a pet name. synonym: cupcake
"omg. did you hear ricky-bobby has a new friand?"

"i wish she was my friand"

"i ate a friand with my new firiand"
friand by el_falso_uno February 27, 2010

Friendswood 

A city in Texas in between Houston and Galveston. Founded by Quakers in 1895, Friendswood is allegedly a great place to start a family and raise your children. After all, it DID make the list for CNN's "Top 100 Places To Live In The U.S." Ask anyone not over the age of 50 and they will tell you otherwise. Being a mostly rich white city (about 90%), Friendswood locals have an incredible fear to anything of a different color, aside from Mexicans who they need to mow their lawns. Strangely, a large majority of the youth believe themselves to be black, and will even go as far to claim themselves a "gang member" in spite of the lack of ANY REASON to behave like one in a city with no REAL problems.

But without a doubt, Friendswood is most notorious for its police force. The FPD is known for its tendency to get extremely excited over the most trivial events, mainly cause it's such a boring city. If you are ever pulled over in Friendswood, prepare yourself as if it were a job interview. Even if you know you did not violate any traffic laws, they will make one up. They will even send more than one squad car to the scene, though this has been identified as an attempt to intimidate you. And even after they give you a ticket, you had better pay it on time. Cause if you have ANY kind of warrant in Friendswood, they will literally send their over-funded SWAT team with assault rifles to your house and threaten to tear gas it even if their is a baby and children inside of it. True story.
Friendswood Cop 1: Hey look, a black person who is clearly a gang member and not just a black person!
Friendswood Cop 2: GET EM!
Friendswood by FPD Sucks May 29, 2010