east kids

Usually over-privileged under-supervised kids who live on the lake and think that it's unusual to not stay at the Ritz Carlton when you go to Florida for spring break. Often cruise around on their mopeds and train all summer for lacrosse because lax is life. Like to sport Vineyard Vines clothing and are especially in love with the stickers to put on their MacBook Pros, but still insist that they're not preppy. Can tell you the difference between knock-off Uggs and real Uggs--even if both have the Ugg brand name on them. Complain about getting an A- on a pop quiz because "What will Mom and Dad say if I don't go to Harvard or Yale?" Like to get drunk and pass out in front of the high school and get picked up by their friends who shouldn't be driving yet to be taken to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Conversations heard by east kids:

"Bro go like my insta pic its only got like 169 likes"
"Ouch man that's embarrassing I got you bro"

"OMG did you see?! Vineyard just came out with their new prints! I'm forcing my parents to buy me all the clothes with the new prints on them!"

by eastiebeasty April 22, 2014

Follow the kids

Play follow the leader with girls and take off your shirt. Walk up to a group of 7 year olds and rub those nips. They ask if you wanna hang out so you do. You watch 2 girls one cup while eating chocolate ice cream

You guys wanna go to the park and follow the kids?

by anonymous March 10, 2021

iPad kid

Someone who can not eat without watching a video in the background. This creature typically will believe he is in fact not a iPad kid. Use caution when confronted by one.

I'm not a iPad kid but I can't eat without watching a video in the backround.

by TDSanta July 5, 2022

Edward 40 kids

Meanest pullout game on the eastern seaboard

His pullout game is raw he must be Edward 40 kids!!

Don’t worry we can go raw they call me Edward 40 kids

by Mecrowave May 12, 2022

Roblox Kid

A Roblox Kid is a kid who is addicted to playing a block game and needs a life. They can't get bitches because they stay on their iPad all day trying to get korblox and stitch face.

Starter Kit
- Pal's Hair
- Fake Headless
- Rainbow Cape
- A army of tryhards
- Friends with every oder
- Bitches: 0
- Respect: 5/10
- Oder himself
- Sword
- Ban Hammer
- Bloxy Cola
- Chezzburger
- iPad

Oh James! Did you see that Roblox Kid yesterday!? He was cringy as fuck!

James: I know right!

by popwizard September 5, 2024

Shut up kid

People usually use this word if they don't like you, or maybe if they are upset.

Hey you, You were being rude! Shut up kid.

by Billianna March 10, 2022

seizure kid

seizure kid is a bridge troll

also she's ugly

seizure kid is fat

by kat174 March 16, 2021