Dick hardy

being extra thirsty for a female. turned on and highly interested in .

All he does is talk about is who he wanna fuck. He's so dick hardy. Thirsty af

by DaJellyman November 7, 2018

DICK-nityless

Men who portray themselves as materialistic to the extent of willingness to live out of a woman's pocket.

from the word: dignity

Goodness! Whatever equal rights the feminists have strive for through out the entire century has made men these days DICK-nityless. These DICK-nityless men somehow have this thought in their dickless head he can have a lifetime of unlimited disposable income by marrying a fugly obese gazzilionaire.

by atmy July 3, 2008

dick duo

Typically a group of two incredibly arrogant, dim-witted people who think they are the complete and utter shit. They back each other up with completely meaningless arguments in every single situation, and when they are together, they consider themselves "unstoppable".

Jon: "Although you two might disagree, my personal opinion is that my side of the argument is clearly correct due to the numerous facts I have presented."

Dick 1: "HAHAHAHA you're a faggot."

Dick 2: "Lord help you, Jon, you sick little problem child."

Dick 1: "Yeah, while we're on the subject, I hate your entire personality, Jon."

Jon: "The fact that you two idiots are still arguing against me is staggering. I swear, you guys are the biggest dick duo I know."

by iPhoneBlows February 7, 2015

dick mapping

When a slut can spot a big dick when a boy stands up or is in front of her.

Damn ieshia is a dick mapping on that niggas dick.

by QUEEZYOWNTHIS June 5, 2017

dunkle dick

Ancient slang for a donkey's phallus

"You are the the dunkle dick"

by somuz January 1, 2018

Appleton Dick

A person who has or gives good dick to someone sexually.

Girl he gave me that Appleton Dick.

by NKJA June 10, 2021

throat dick

Throat dick (noun) - an individual insufferable to the degree that their presence causes those around them to experience a swelling of intolerance that, based on their level of ire, bursts forth from the throat.

This insult is derived from the X- Files episode - Firewalker (1994) - in which a silicon based parasitic fungus bursts from people's throats once it has reached sexual maturity - resulting in death by what appears to be a massive penis protruding from the victim's throat.

"You're such a condescending throat dick!"
"I was absolutely outraged by that tenured throat dick."

by c_f_e_d_2016 December 1, 2016