mom

Long story short:
A yelling machine.

Mom: -Do the dishes!!!!
Me: -Bu...
Mom: -HOW DARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME!!
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Mom: -Did you do your homework?
Me: -....
Mom: -HOW DARE YOU NOT ANSWERING ME!!

by Anna_banana123 July 19, 2023

Mom

A mother is a kind, wonderful, beautiful, awesome person. She loves you to the moon and back. Everyone loves a Mom.

Hey Mom I love you

by Winnieozzie06 January 7, 2018

darrell’s mom

The nastiest slut in the world. She’s given so much head that she only has one tooth. Her asshole is so big and rank that Pennywise the clown lives in it. Her ass is so saggy that she looks like she’s walking with four legs.

I heard that woman had a train ran on her, must be Darrell’s Mom.

by Thotty2Notty September 26, 2017

Real Moms

TBH... IDK either.

"Shiet, Real moms."

by PARANPUKE July 15, 2022

you ate my mom

Someone ate your mom do i really need to explain

Gary you fat emo fuckface you ate my mom!

by Fidgetspinner-man July 3, 2017

ur mom

ur mom

whats old and ugly... UR MOM

by uwu kid_12345678696969 March 24, 2022

Refrigerator Shopping With Mom

Code for railing lines of coke off the limp cock of a Venezuelan gang banger while 3 midgets play roshambo in the corner dressed as oompa loompas.

I wont be able to raid with the boys tonight, Sara caved and set up some refrigerator shopping with mom for my birthday.

by SkerdausMom April 3, 2025