Mushy Head Special

During a fight, the back of a fat kids head gets soft when its being pounded by a fist.

Quit talking shit before I give you Mushy Head Special

by dead1234 March 31, 2009

Getting head in the whip

When a guy gets a blowjob from a girl while he is driving.

That bitch was so horny. I was getting head in the whip all the way home from the bar.

by BScotts August 3, 2006

Pumkin Head Deluxe

Also Known As a PhD, a Pumkin Head Deluxe is an extreme beatdown of the head in particular in return a violation against your social group. The Pumkin Head Delux is used to keep disipline within the ranks.

Pete: "Did you hear what Freddie did to my sister?"
Jeff: "No, what did that ass hole do now?"
Pete: "He was suppossed to pick her up from the bar and drop her off at her house when she was all drunk. Instead he took her back to his house and fucked her while she was passed out."
Jeff: "Dude, that is fucked up, you need to give him a some education, maybe a PhD."
Pete: "You mean a Pumkin Head Deluxe? Damn, lets take a baseball bat to his mug."
Jeff: "Word..."

by Pete Dick January 12, 2008

Alaskan head lock

When a naked female sits on the shoulders of a naked male and chokes him with her thighs as he jerks off, eventually causing him to pass out as he cums.

My buddy Ted almost died when his wife gave him the old Alaskan head lock the other night.

by DJslut123 June 22, 2023

Head Ball Coach

nickname for championship-winning Coach Steve Spurrier

The Head Ball Coach went to the beach to tan.

by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018

plastic empty head

Term for someone who is open-minded enough to adopt an untenable theory (often some kind of crackpot conspiracy), yet close-minded enough to reject all criticism of that theory. The combination of echoing empty space and solid, impenetrable plastic makes rational communication impossible.

I tell you, this Illinois lottery result proves that Obama is the antichrist. You're wasting your time arguing with me, I have a plastic empty head.

by Face of a Clam August 12, 2010

@Fuck head spammer

A @Fuck head spammer MUST spam messages until his role as @Fuck head spammer is removed, they can't control themselves while possessing the @Fuck head spammer role due to Satan himself controlling them.

I can't stop spamming, PLEASE remove @Fuck head spammer!

by wwwwoL February 17, 2019