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penis of a god

average size, negative inches

Used to describe a man with a small wiener
by dinx not kendal October 11, 2020
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penis

omg is that cock ? yeah it’s penis
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Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube
Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"
by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017
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Fractured Penis

A limp dick that rises from the ashes
Yo Mufasa, that fractured penis the other day really had us going
by SammyPNickyP4eva September 20, 2017
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penis machine

A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can
"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".
by Sam morph September 22, 2017
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