Mexican Bean Stand-off

When a group of sexy ladies gather in a circle, drop their panties spread their legs and FLICK their BEANS at each other. First one to SQUIRT their TACO wins.

Cybil was again the overall champion with a 2.4 metre spray, of the Great Mexican Bean Stand-off.

by SIRKOALA April 5, 2022

Get off the Boat

To tell someone to get over something. To get over it.

Mark "I can't text you because it costs money."

Margie "It's only ten cents, get off the boat."

by Christa H June 11, 2006

right off the rip bro

Right from the beginning

I just scored another point right off the rip bro. I am King of foos ball.

by Thm4754574 June 5, 2016

Heeb it up/ Heeb it off

Heeb it up - To run a small stake into a big one quickly by playing at too high a limit.

Heeb it off - To blow the entire backroll that you just heebed up.

Named for the user neverheeb on the poker forum NeverwinPoker.com.

Micon, if you keep playing 20/40 you're going to heeb off your whole roll.

by DirtyB September 11, 2005

slap the black off of you

A way to indicate slapping someone of African American decent very hard.

"Boy do that one more time and i'll slap the black off of you!"

by Thiccsnacc December 4, 2017

Jerking off with both hands

An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.

Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.

by maxflight June 19, 2010

Irish Stand-off

Overzealous arguement over who will pick up a bill that can and often does end in physical confrontation - usually credit cards and money being taken from the other party preventing them paying.

From an eposide of the irish sit com Father Ted, where Mrs Doyle and her friend Mrs Dineen have just had afternoon tea and the bill arrives resulting in an irish stand-off:

Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.

Mrs Dineen: We'd better be off, Mrs Doyle. I'll get this.

Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.

Mrs Dineen: No, now don't be silly. I'll pay.

Mrs Doyle: You won't! Put that away.

Mrs Dineen: Now, don't be stupid, Mrs Doyle.

Mrs Doyle: No, no, no, no!

Mrs Dineen: Now, just put your money away.

Mrs Doyle: You're mad! No, no, no, no.

Mrs Dineen: Take the money! Take the money!

(Both shouting and screaming)

Mrs Dineen: Get off!

Mrs Doyle: I'm writing a cheque.
Mrs Dineen: No, you're not!

Mrs Doyle: I am.

by tobesure July 20, 2010