monkey butt 

Term used by a girls boyfriend whom usually loves her dearly to describe her / pet name when he is being playful.

Zygmont called his girlfriend a monkey butt when they were joking outside the classroom

monkey butt by obbie connobie February 17, 2007

monkey fart

Any sound on water that makes a blooping type of sound. It is normally caused by a falling object perfectly striking and entering the water at an angle where it has the least friction.

1) Her dive off the diving board was so perfect that when she hit the water there wasn't really much of a splash only a monkey fart.

2) It was dark on the placid lake and completely quiet. Bored I started tossing rocks into the water underneath the full moon. Every time I threw a rock into the lake the only sound I could hear in the darkness was a monkey fart.

monkey fart by Abraxas Romante April 29, 2008

code_monkey 

The man who pwns all

The man who pwns all

code_monkey by code_monkey July 3, 2003

Stink Monkey 

Where a stink horn is executed (Look up stink horn for more info on that) and the female spreads banana on the mans testicals, then proceeds to lick it off.

"Dude Sally gives the best stink monkeys!" said Jackson
"Man I'm gettin in on that!" said Joey

I forced her to give me several stink monkeys....my mom wants to know what happened to the bananas.

Stink Monkey by NoTsTinKhOrNcReAtOr January 17, 2010

CHUM MONKEY 

one who seeks pleasure from the many fruits of animal butt sex. often times lures them in with food being a sad pathetic fat fuck then grabs them then has his way with oten times male or on rare occasion(desperation) female animal. is often found on a ranch or petting zoo way too close to animals often time already in a cage or fenced in area for ease of access.

Hey there chum monkey are you putting peanut butter on your nuts again and having the dog lick it off?

CHUM MONKEY by freddy felacio September 23, 2010

Sock monkey

A monkey that has a dangerous addiction to eating socks.

DUDE ITS A SOCK MONKEY

Sock monkey by AWESOMESAUCE January 19, 2013

Purple Monkey 

Slang for homosexual.

Back in the late 90s in one of the geography classrooms of the Greensward School was a jungle scene. One of the animals drawn on purple paper was a monkey with a limp wrist. From that moment on homosexuals was known as purple monkeys.

Person a- I went round John's house last night, found out he was a purple monkey!

Person b- so you've got a sore arse then?!

Purple Monkey by Barry Gib November 13, 2016