A stink monkey is a smaller relative to bigfoot but even closer to the Florida Skunk Ape. The Stink Monkey resides mainly in Georgia but they have been known to sneak across the border into Florida. They smell like stale beer and farts and can be spotted around Nascar tracks or breweries. Tey are not considered dangerous but can become restless when thirsty.
by rustyfalcon March 25, 2008
Where a stink horn is executed (Look up stink horn for more info on that) and the female spreads banana on the mans testicals, then proceeds to lick it off.
"Dude Sally gives the best stink monkeys!" said Jackson
"Man I'm gettin in on that!" said Joey
I forced her to give me several stink monkeys....my mom wants to know what happened to the bananas.
"Man I'm gettin in on that!" said Joey
I forced her to give me several stink monkeys....my mom wants to know what happened to the bananas.
by NoTsTinKhOrNcReAtOr January 17, 2010
Phrase used to assure another person that you are handling something. The term is very similar to "like white on rice" or "like flies on shit".
Person One: "The boss needs you to pick up his Ferrari from the shop."
Person Two: "I'm on it, like stink on a monkey!"
Person Two: "I'm on it, like stink on a monkey!"
by DezlPower July 13, 2003
“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”
by CoonCob May 30, 2023