dick nek

A person who knows nothing about what they claim to know everything about. A woman's throat. An idiot.

He's such a dick nek he has no clue what he's doing. Damn I was with this chic last night and she has great dick nek. You're such a dick nek. Dick nek

by Big Foots Dick July 13, 2015

Dick Nugget

An annoying fuckboy who claims to have a massive shlong but aint got shit

Oh my god that kid told me his dick is 10 inches but Samantha told me he's a dick nugget.

by Lesbian Jesus July 14, 2015

dick missile

When she thinks you're putting it in slow, but you ram it in there like a SWAT team.

"Dude, she thought I was being romantic - then I gave her the dick missile!"

by thedingusdude July 14, 2015

raisen dick

FUCKING DECLAN THE PRUNE HEAD

HES A FUCKING DEMENTED PRUNE HEAD RAISEN DICK

by JONOOOOO August 8, 2015

Dick grinder

When your geting a blow job and the girl bites your dick

Last nite my girl was made and gave me a dick grinder

by Markusb August 17, 2015

maple dicking

the act of covering a dick in maple syrup and licking it off

Jenny - did you hear that Maria is dating a Canadian?
Cindy - Yeah. I heard she even gave him a maple dicking
Jenny - No way!!

by crimsoncape August 31, 2015

Dork dick

A penis with an awkward bend.

"Hey, Andy, how did your date go?"
"Not so great. She took one look at my dork dick and left."

by Jorbecca June 22, 2016