Dump shit

Dope shit but also dumb shit

He just jumped off his roof
Thats some dump shit

by bidenair July 24, 2015

Lil shit

Personally I use it when refering to little children on the internet. Why? Well kids on the internet are just annoying, dumb and are the sole reason why those annoying yet popular youtube channels geared towards babies/pre-schoolers exist.

Age range
5-14

Some more reasons.
-Shit spelling & grammar so bad it gives me headaches reading them.
-They are the ONLY people posting the stupid „First.“ comments on youtube, I‘m assuming they want the hate or are too stupid to not refresh the page to double check.
-They aren‘t old enough to handle the internet, for a lot of reasons.
-They‘re just garbage at online games and play games they shouldn‘t due to neglectful parents.

Lil shit 1: FeRsT cOmEnNt!

Most people: STFU and PTFO!

Lil shit 1 in chat: I was cyberbullied online!

Most people: Fucking hell, we have a lil shit on our team.

by McConplaint May 21, 2019

gross shit

Something that is utterly disgusting or undesirable.

Kyle got sick and threw up all over in my parent's house; dude, it was really gross shit.

by Guido1 March 12, 2008

Gay shit

It's a typical gay person with a shit on it

Me: Hey john dave are you a gay shit?

Dave: meh

by xdddddddddddffdddd May 16, 2018

Shit Spin

The act of placing feces(Shit) on top of a persons ceiling fan. Thus resulting in feces flying all around the room when the fan is turned on.

"I think I'm going to go to John's party tonight just to pull off a shit spin"

by 300zx Boy February 10, 2007

Shit Tickets

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!

by Slashedace April 23, 2011

puke on shit

A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.

I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash. Fuckin puke on shit man.

by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008