shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.

Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.

by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024

Anthony Back

A recluse person that stays at home and watches cooking shows. Smokes brisket and falls asleep. Eats a lot. Drinks Titos and can’t make u-turns in an RV. Has no sense of humor.

You’re gluttonous like Anthony Back. All you do is watch TV, eat, and drink.

by Mastermind714 December 7, 2022

If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry

If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry

If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Back Pocket Bookie.

1. A woman who when wearing pants looks as though she has a book in her back pocket.

White girls always have flat asses, every single one of them is a back pocket bookie.

by Sasophraso June 29, 2011

I generated Thirty Five back smackers.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: I generated Thirty Five back smackers.

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025