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Abel Snack Time

A very strange sexual encounter that inspired a religion under the same name.
by Snacklebox March 15, 2023
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Taint Time

(1)An oddly vague, completely spontaneous response occurring when an employee becomes overwhelmed by their fucktarded boss's stupidity.

(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.

-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)
Boss: "Any volunteers to work 12

hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"

Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc
by MarnieLee December 12, 2023
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Borrowed Time

On scorched earth return me to be a simple man
I am destined by the gods to walk this land
An embittered poet, a slave to this black blade
Oh, my heart still searches for truth, a lost age

I have loved, I have lost
I have killed those who have loved me so
I have loved, at what cost
Lord, I don't know
I'm living on borrowed time
I'm living on borrowed time

These robes, purple royal, claim me their own
From a city lost in dust, I stand alone
Evil thoughts; evil minds; must I live like I do?
Without fear, on borrowed time she helps me through
I have loved, I have lost
I have killed those who have loved me so
I have loved, at what cost
Lord, I don't know
I'm living on borrowed time
I'm living on borrowed time

On scorched earth return me to be a simple man
I am destined by the gods to walk this land
To search for love, to search for love
All in my heart, is this enough love...
As Satan's child, I stand alone in hand
I'm a nomad of this desert, barren lands
My time is short, wild gods of air and sea
Stand by your corruption, and thrive by sorcery

I have loved, I have lost
I have killed those who have loved me so
I have loved, at what cost
Lord, I don't know
I'm living on borrowed time
I'm living on borrowed time
I'm living on borrowed time
I'm living on borrowed time
by Death Menace May 23, 2023
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bubble time

When you're in a relationship with someone and you need a few hours to take a little space to relax or work and do things independently. Ideally, this in no way threatens the relationship or means you love them less.
"Hey babe, it's been a long day. You mind if I take a little bubble time and play a game for a few hours?"
by ekedolphin March 16, 2024
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Time Delay

A nicer way of calling someone retarded.
"YO! That dude is so time delayed. He can't figure any of this shit out!"
by A8208266 August 10, 2021
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Russ Timing

Dollar short, and a day late; says it'll be done by 8 but you know that nigga ain't even getting ready til' five the next day
"Is it ready Russ? Yeah, just got a bit left"

That nigga still sipping a chelada talking about mushrooms n shit on the phone with fifty different niggas. Also known as Russ Timing
by MikeyJee Fan 420 March 23, 2024
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type time

agreein w sum1
yooo she bad asll

type time
by montt2thurl September 10, 2023
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