ur mom

the funniest comeback in history

?? 1: hey u wanna got to a fancy resurant?\
??2: no i wann go to ur mom :)

by Urmominmyballs January 21, 2022

ur mom

The most sexy woman you will ever find. Ur mom is also one of the best jokes known to man.

Person one: im confused
Person two: no but ur mom is

by Voehnnn May 31, 2021

ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.

Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist

by why ur mom jokes arent funny August 28, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is so fat

ur mom joke

by dddddaaaaaaaaavvvvvvveeeeeeee February 28, 2022

Ur Mom

1. The biggest whore in history
2. The person in my bed
And 3. The cheapest slut imaginable

(Joey) Man my mom fucked three guys last night
(Tom Bradey) Shut the fuck up Joey, Ur Mom is a whore

by JohnnySinslikesPornhub May 31, 2022

Ur mom

Someone that you fuck on the daily(preferably anyone's mom)

I did Ur mom last night.

by Erickbeugly October 07, 2021

ur mom

it mean something that is not straight

ur mom gey

by SigBmoke February 12, 2018