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gay waiting room

A term that has gained currency in New Zealand and Australian slang to describe a male who self-identifies as "bisexual" but is in reality using this label to avoid admitting that he is in fact completely gay.

Such a person will often be in denial as to their true sexual orientation and may attempt to maintain relations with females while soliciting covert same-sex relations, often anonymous in nature or downlow.

A man in the gay waiting room will likely leave emotional collateral damage on both sides of the gender divide in his bid to pass himself off as bisexual.
See that guy over there at the bar, he claims he's bisexual but you can so tell that he's just in the gay waiting room.
by Mr Papafloratos June 18, 2009
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gay cowboy sex

The top (or fucker) actually gets on the bottom, on his back, and the bottom (or fuckee) rides the top's hard dick like he's on a fucking ... I mean BUCKING bronco. The bottom can control how deep and rough he gets it.
Daddy's back was bothering him last night so we had gay cowboy sex. I love it 'cause while he's lying there, he has full access to my super-sensitive nips!
by BearGrey April 21, 2018
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High School Gay

When a boy or girl in high school calls themselves homosexual when in fact they are just doing it for the attention. May secretly have straight relationships on the side. Once the "high school gay's" stop getting as much attention or realize that it's stupid, they suddenly become straight.
"OMG it's so hard to grow up gay in today's schools! I hate how I'm judged and picked on all the time! QQ"

Jen: Did you hear? Stacy came out of the closet and told everybody she was gay today!
Jeff: Yeah, but shes only High School Gay...
by toxicillin August 22, 2011
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gay people say no

a movie that is quite popular with grade-schoolers. You will usually be asked whether or not you have seen this movie, to which you must respond yes and then proceed to make up random scenes you saw in it. Otherwise, as the title suggests, you are gay.
person 1: Have you seen the movie Gay People Say No? *snicker*
person 2: In fact, yes I have. Do you remember the car chase scene where the hero jumps through the windshield, shoots the driver, crashes the car off the cliff, and jumps onto a helicopter at the last minute, steals it, and destroys an entire car dealership with it and then shoots at random people?
person 1: walks away
by 79651964971 February 20, 2008
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Gay in 5 Years

This occurs when a guy denies the fact that he is gay (to himself and everyone else) for some time. Usually seen on conservative college campuses. These types have a flair for fashion, usually pop their pink Lacoste collars and take the time they spend in college to "date" chicks, but once they leave and spend a few years in the big city, they come out with their rainbow flags a waving.

Most people around the gay in 5 years guy know he is gay and expect to see him with a teal Jetta and Diesel manpurse at the 5 year class reunion.
The gay in 5 years guy loves MySpace and drink cosmos. He also exaggerates his likeness for women.
by geniusH August 4, 2006
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gay anonymous sex

Gays have been having anonymous sex for as long as there have been big cities with known cruising grounds. In places such as bathroom stalls or city parks, a male can engage another male in a sex act. We call it anonymous sex because the two people do not know each other, and will probably never see each other again. With the internet, gay anonymous sex can also happen in people's home, as well as sex clubs and gyms. The CDC ranks peoples' risk for sexually transmitted using a variety of factors and trends; if someone participates in anonymous sex, their risk is higher.
"I downloaded grindr yesterday and had gay anonymous sex with a guy in central park"
by loose_bottoms_ftl June 3, 2016
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I'm not gay seat

The seat two closeted gay guys leave between each other in a movie theatre to convince themselves more than anyone else that they're straight.
One day, Adam and Steve went to a movie and left the "I'm not gay seat" between them. Two years later they fucked in that same seat.
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