Fortnite Kid

get a life, seriously.
you smell, have a shower.
but you have infinite v-bucks.

ewwww, I can't believe that he's a "Fortnite Kid" but he also has SO many v-bucks <333

by Willy-is-Wonky January 4, 2023

band kid musicals

Musical theatre productions that appeal to middle or high schooler with a wide range of instruments in the songs or background. Musicals such as, Heathers: the musical, Be more Chill, Mean Girls and Ride the Cyclone

Heather: "All you like is band kid musicals!"
"I can't help it if I relate to the high school hierarchy and topics portrayed in those musicals, so shut up Heather!"

by P1CKLESSs July 20, 2025

YouTube Kids

Someone thought making YouTube into kid friendly YouTube was a good idea, and they made YouTube less kid-friendly

Mum: should I download YouTube Kids for my 5 year old?

anyone who doesn't live under a rock : oh no you really shouldn't

by 34107 May 15, 2022

misch kid

The kid(s) of missionaries.

Hey, who are them new kids in town?

Oh, they're misch kids -their parents are of Jesus (saving peoples' souls to Heaven).

by Elijah7 July 26, 2020

O U otter B kidding me

Oh, you ought to be kidding me.

Friend: I want you to write the definition of this word in Urban Dictionary.
Me: O U otter B kidding me!

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021

Kid owner

A parent with sole or shared custody of a child who undermines the other parent and doesn't allow them to be with the other parent. Also synonymous with someone who receives child support but the money is not really used for the benefit of the children

That kid owner dropped the kids off at her parents and went to the salon instead of dropping them off to hang out with their dad.

by Chknjeep August 13, 2015

Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

by Eggego September 9, 2024