[Oh My Goddess!]

Instead of using Gods name, you may say "oh my goddess".

Cate: Did you hear about the new CSI episode tonight?
Charlie: Tonight!Oh my Goddess! I had no clue!

by Charlotte248 May 11, 2008

Ate my balls

"Ate my balls" or "I ate my balls" is an expression in the standup comedy community, whereby a comedian goes on stage and attempts to make an audience laugh, and fails miserably, also known as "bombing."

This can be due to either:

The comedian performing the material poorly.

-Or-

An obnoxious, aggressive, or just generally shitty crowd, or rather, that the crowd and the comedian weren't meshing, weren't on the same page comedically.

The expression is used in both cases. The expression seems to be popular with, and may have originated with comedians from the East Coast, particularly Boston; Bill Burr and Jim Norton are examples of comics who frequently use the expression.

"Man this last open mic was brutal, I got up there and ate my balls in front of 20 other angry comics who looked like they were paid to be there."

by The Alaskan Assassin March 8, 2014

bite my ass

Just another way tell someone to fuck off.

Some old fuck was yelling at me for no reason, so I walked past hi, gave him the finger and yelled, "Ahhh, bite my ass, you peckerwood son-of-a-bitch!"

by CDSmith1967 April 16, 2016

Party In My Shirt

A female's version of Party In My Pants. But instead in the shirt; usually involving feeling/touching of the boobs.

Conner: Hey, when we get back to the hotel, I'm having a party in my pants. Wanna' come?!
Olivia: Sure, and we can have a party in my shirt too.(;
Conner: YES!;D

by Drewwmary November 18, 2011

Brookline is My Lady

Regional catch phrase/slang from a few years back based on the title of this video that aired on Brookline public access in Massachusetts. Used differently by where a person believed they stood on the socio-economic ladder of the town.

Do I have more than one female? I've got women up and down Beacon. Hell, Brookline is my lady.

by Larry Culdish April 21, 2004

Bump My Dome

Means to play with someone's head; to be fooling around; to trick someone. Inner-city Detroit, 60s-70s slang.

"Man, you bumpin' my dome!"

"Don't be bumpin' my dome."

by DonSmoke June 21, 2004

flick my bean

A phrase used when referring to masturbation on a women's end. It's British terminology. Most commonly, this phrase is insinuating external stimulation.

"What are you wearing, baby?" "Nothing at all. I want to flick my bean for you."

by SerialVapist September 5, 2013