New Mexico monsoon

When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.

I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.

by AustNilo July 31, 2019

new pinch

When someone buys or gets something new

Oh wow that’s such a cool shirt, new pinch

by Actionreplayy September 11, 2021

new hampshire bumpkin

One who is born and raised in new Hampshire and has never left the state......ever.

Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?

Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

Got the new sour ?

A saying that is used to ask someone if they have sucked someones dick.
Because semen tastes very very sour, and it's flavor is called "new sour".

How did your date go? Got the new sour ?

by Judge dredd7 September 10, 2011

New Era

this is the beginning of a new era!

New Era

by urbandictionaryvea October 21, 2022

The New Facebook

Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.

Sorry I'm late. The New Facebook ate up all my time.

by Julia Gulia (yep..same person) January 15, 2011

Leader of the new ward is waiting so get Oli to Type while ima waiting

Leader of the new ward is waiting so get Oli to Type while ima waiting

Leader of the new ward is waiting so get Oli to Type while ima waiting

by Furlite July 28, 2025