Bean Bag Boobs

When the boobs are so big that they suffocate you like a bean bag chair.

"Stacy's bean bag boobs were so big that they almost poked me in the eye."

by stfuitzel November 21, 2017

jonny 2 bags

A poor excuse of a man, who sits alone for 23 hrs a day and for the last hour jerks off in a mirror to his own pimple covered ass to avoid being lonley the entire day.

Better get you a gf betore you turn into a jonny 2 bags

by Jonny 2 bags January 25, 2017

ghetto laundry bag

A black plastic garbage bag that welfare queens use to
transport their dirty laundry in a stolen shopping cart to
the laundromat.
Also can double as luggage when traveling by Greyhound.

"Tyrone! Gets me another ghetto laundry bag! This ones about
to bust!"

by jsd9632 January 8, 2012

Bag o' Burgers

A very fat person. Usually greasy too! Eventually the bag is going to get greasy itself because of the burgers inside of it. Burgers are very fattening. They are all taken in by fat people, who then become bags o' burgers!

"Yo, look at that Bag o' Burgers over there!"

"Dude... thats so nasty."

by hmbsm21 May 1, 2009

Mr. T-bag

A parody character of Mr. T, who appears in a Cyanide and Happiness comic strip. His catch phrase is "I pwn the fool."

Mr. T-Bag: I pwn the fool who don't stay in school.

by Mr. Sneakers September 25, 2009

bag of hairy minge

a derogatory term for foolish individuals who cannot understand what is being said to them

that person is an absolute bag of hairy minge

by fakebusinessname1 November 4, 2022

purple bean bag

It’s just a purple bean bag

Look at that purple bean bag

by JallieBoii March 29, 2022