cat

cats are cunts, but no one seems to know were they came from, so i'm gonna give a crash course on cat history. Cats are one of the oldest creatures alive, out dating dinosaurs by like 300 thousand years. when the first cat was made from cave fungi came out of the cave it went ape shit, it ate like everything even almost wiping out the entire population of fancy feast caned cat food. eventually when humans came along they were almost wiped out because the cats were starving them out and eating everything. then in the 1700's they were used as furniture and wonderful still painting props, cats were all the rage in the 1920's being used as condoms and tampons. it wasn't until 2010 when we realized cats literally succ at everything, so we pulled them out of our assholes and made them pets

my cat is a homophobic asshole and is also racist

by bitch ass wombo combo August 24, 2019

Cat-and-bounce stairs

A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.

I'd rather go the long way around than go down the cat-and-bounce stairs.

by Double Sugarplay July 26, 2023

glitch cat

someone that frequently greens people out with odd behavior

Did you see him get kicked out of the bar for creeping girls out, he’s such a glitch cat.

by NLDM245 December 4, 2025

Spraying like a cat in heat

When a female gets so excited about Mark’s weld she sprays like a cat in heat

Look at those welds!
Suzanne is spraying like a cat in heat!!!

by K2021 April 12, 2021

Cat

Pussy

Hey bro your mom's cat is so wet

by Imsogayforurmom March 29, 2022

The Cat

When your free balling and start thrusting the air to make your peen to hit your shorts to violently and play a tune with you dick print ...
The CAT
C -ock
A -ir
T -hrust

Check out Cock slap on "The CAT "

by Ballbags and Handbags November 15, 2020

Emoji Cat Heat

Cat OCs made from emoji shapes overlapped together that contain NSFW content. A part of brainrot gen alpha videos and content of gooning. This is mostly made from children.

1: "I like Emoji Cat Heat!"
2: "stay away from me NOW"

by GoopyShake340 June 10, 2024