The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.
Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
by Mastro-K April 24, 2016
Get the Dick Face-Timemug. A cubic meter of time
by Time is faster October 15, 2018
Get the Time boxmug. by Akhult1 October 28, 2020
Get the part time bruh momentmug. by JasonFive February 24, 2005
Get the Helmet Timemug. Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.
“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
by sheamusvonirish April 18, 2021
Get the Snyder timemug. by White will October 21, 2008
Get the Part time homomug. by A Dub 00 June 26, 2017
Get the Shovel timemug.