I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.

What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear

by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019

life

Man, life is difficult and confusing. It has many meanings, many meany meanings.

Reg's illness progressed frighteningly life
A shuffling dance to the beat of a life
He was a life people-pleaser
the dog life across the road

by owie;owie; March 1, 2021

If you do not bring up being in your life, I am killing you

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If you do not bring up being in your life, I am killing you

by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025

LIfe

pointless

Your life is pointless.

by Jade Nitram May 27, 2017

life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.

On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash

by Dem guy January 29, 2019

FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022

Joke of a life time

When a whore ass bitch giving you oral. You tell her a joke as you cum. So it comes out the nose.

Know that bitch Stacy from the party last night. Yeah I have that bitch a “joke of a life time”

by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020