the dirty blanket

What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.

Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: The Dirty Blanket!

by Citizen X July 26, 2008

dirty weber

Ripping a massive fart into your partners mouth whilst receiving a rimjob.

Went on a date with this girl to a new Thai restaurant. Afterwards, she asked for a dirty weber!

by thaidaosucks May 07, 2017

Dirty Champagne

After pouring champagne into a woman's anus, a man inserts a butt plug. The man proceeds to have violent intercourse with the woman above a champagne glass. The intercourse continues until the butt plug comes loose, and the champagne empties into the glass. Finally, the woman drinks the champagne.

It was our anniversary, and my wife is a real champagne connoisseur. So, I gave her the rarest of champages, the dirty champagne.

by ThisDrinksOnMe January 11, 2011

Dirty abdi

When you diarrhea shit down a funnel into your girls mouth and then piss in her eyes

“So what did you and Bethany do”
“I hit her with that dirty Abdi”
“Damn nigga you nasty”

by Balls in my face April 13, 2020

Dirty Banderas

After receiving a blow job, holding a girl's mouth closed and blasting your cum up one nostril, while saying "Nasonex" in the Antonio Banderas bee voice.

You should have seen that ho's face when I gave her a Dirty Banderas

by big baby jesus i can't wait March 06, 2009

dirty jayda

Someone who takes a dudes nut and intentionally puts it in her pussy so he gets her pregnant

I swear I didn’t nut in her, she must of pulled a dirty jayda.

by Stonerkid12345 June 08, 2020

Dirty Billy

When a man is in a corner and you twerk on his dick until he gets hard or leaves.

Billy stop pulling a dirty Billy on me.

by Baseball Clark May 20, 2019