blue office

A dumb ass programm for generating cancer. Often in use for the word aids.

person1: Fuck, it's Friday, do you already did your daily cancer?
person2: do you mean blue office? nah, i did'nt

by urbanair November 6, 2017

Blue Dreams

When a player or team (typically originating from the MOBA League of Legends©) ends the game early to secure the win rather than sparing the enemy team to prolong the game for further enjoyment

"That guy is such a blue dreams, we were having such a good game"
"Don't be such a blue dreams Jaxon"

by TeenyTeemers January 1, 2024

nebraskan car blue

When the testicles of a farm animal turn blue

This cow got a Nebraskan car blue

by Jommyg November 29, 2015

blue telephone

A euphemism for something

"Is the blue telephone a euphemism for something?" - random polyglot poller

by ahwahaha77 July 23, 2017

blue shell

throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else

Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan

by MinecraftRulesDotCom May 29, 2021

blue punch

A slang term for a drink that has been spiked, usually at a frat party

Person 1: Did you just see Becky pissing herself?

Person 2: Yeah, I'm not surprised. I saw her drinking some of that blue punch earlier.

by Goddamn trash February 7, 2017

CTA Blue Line

The shittiest form of public transportation in the United States

I’m sorry boss I was late. I took the CTA Blue Line to work today

by Jdeeznuts 34 March 5, 2024